Monday, June 3, 2013
Ode to Elaina
On this day, twenty years back, Elaina was born (and Dayna). 12 months and three days later, William Detlefs Ryan was born, but this isn't about that, though their worlds would eventually be connected. This day has inspired the PhR3$h Kr3w to get back on their blogging game. In reaction to this some say yay, and others nay, but most importantly the PhR3$h Kr3w says yay. It was a pleasure to live with miz Elaina Kim, I believe we only had two naked encounters (Elaina was the naked one both times) and one accidental walk-in (my b) on my last night in ATL (just tryna join...) I shall now take you back to the beginning of times......
Pauvre Elaina found herself thrown into the lives of freshmen softball players, four in particular. At the start of the year they participated in the normal freshman activities: seeing the hypnotist (so uncool come on guys), going to Mansion, Opera, the fR@t$, carving pumpkins on Halloween, going to the DUC, sleepin in class, dreaming about boyz, drinking at parties, reading at the library, pole vaulting while the softballers played catch on McDonough (strike two). and............................... JIVING AT SAC SEMI. And now I'm sure everyone wants to hear about Elaina's sophomomore sac semi debut. We'll start where Ann walks in.....
Ann (hobbles downstairs...looks left, right, and finally, spots Elaina with a strapping young man. Fast walks towards them): Elaina! Hey!!
At this point, BIG ann may or may not have nudged Elaina slightly, no one can confirm such facts.
Elaina experiences a classic slip on a bannana peel wipe out, followed with a shocked look.
Strapping young man: What the fuck! Why'd you do that?
Thoughts suddenly flood Ann's head, she thinks, "Dost this man not know that I know Elaina?? That we art part of thee original phresh krew?? Does this man thinkith that I, BIG ann, canst help that I am big? Oh pignut. I shall converse with Elaina when the sun rises, she doesth not seem aware of such actions. I canst help but trow she may have added a bit of liquor to her drink. Debauchery!"
The next morning, Ann proceeded to fill Elaina in on her actions. And so continued college life.... to Ann and Elaina's next adventure..... the special brownies.... which is all I shall say.
Pauvre Elaina found herself thrown into the lives of freshmen softball players, four in particular. At the start of the year they participated in the normal freshman activities: seeing the hypnotist (so uncool come on guys), going to Mansion, Opera, the fR@t$, carving pumpkins on Halloween, going to the DUC, sleepin in class, dreaming about boyz, drinking at parties, reading at the library, pole vaulting while the softballers played catch on McDonough (strike two). and............................... JIVING AT SAC SEMI. And now I'm sure everyone wants to hear about Elaina's sophomomore sac semi debut. We'll start where Ann walks in.....
Ann (hobbles downstairs...looks left, right, and finally, spots Elaina with a strapping young man. Fast walks towards them): Elaina! Hey!!
At this point, BIG ann may or may not have nudged Elaina slightly, no one can confirm such facts.
Elaina experiences a classic slip on a bannana peel wipe out, followed with a shocked look.
Strapping young man: What the fuck! Why'd you do that?
Thoughts suddenly flood Ann's head, she thinks, "Dost this man not know that I know Elaina?? That we art part of thee original phresh krew?? Does this man thinkith that I, BIG ann, canst help that I am big? Oh pignut. I shall converse with Elaina when the sun rises, she doesth not seem aware of such actions. I canst help but trow she may have added a bit of liquor to her drink. Debauchery!"
The next morning, Ann proceeded to fill Elaina in on her actions. And so continued college life.... to Ann and Elaina's next adventure..... the special brownies.... which is all I shall say.
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